i paid a professional voiceover actor to read my friends vulgar steam aliases part iii: musical score edition
Notice how he questions nothing
LOOK AT ROSES FACE.
SHE LOOKS SO HEART BROKEN AND SAD AND OH MY GOD.
SHE COULD’VE REACTED ANY OTHER WAY.
SHE COULD’VE FREAKED OUT.
AND REALIZES ”WHOA WAIT I JUST LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.”
AND THEN KANAYA’S JUST ALL.
“NO YOU DIDN’T I’M NOT LEAVING YOU.”
KANAYA ISN’T LEAVING HER JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS A PROBLEM.
SHE’S GOING TO STAY AND FIX IT.
YOU GO KANAYA.
GOOD FOR YOU KANAYA.
H E L P I D O N T K N O W W H A T T O F E E L R I G H T N O W
THANK THE LORD JESUS HO MY GOD FFFFFFFFFF
Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans.
Why does this not have more publicity. This needs it!
Signal boosting this A) because it deserves to be seen by more people, and b) because I appreciate some members of Congress are actually willing to see what it’s like living on food stamps in order to make their point about how horrifying cutting food stamps would be.
News flash, regressives: people on food stamps do not load up on Snickers bars and filet mignon. They’re limited in what they can buy, and oftentimes, it’s not enough to get by on. Go on thinking these are entitlements that let minorities live lives of luxury, comfortable in the knowledge that you’ll never go hungry.
You privileged, elitist pricks.
my headcanon nepeta (were she raised by meenah wop) (but fo shiz this chick is my headcanon nepeta)
(this audio post is like 10 minutes long y’all don’t have to listen to it all)
what is that audio from?
oh my god is this
I DON’T KNOW WHO SHE IS BUT SHE IS FUCKING PRECIOUS
OH MY GOD TINY TINA????????????
I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT OF THIS AAAAAAAAAH.
Tiny Tina has always and always will be my headcanon nepeta voice a-thank you
Let me tell you a fucking thing about costume design. That’s some in depth, difficult shit to learn. And the fact that this goddess can ramble this shit off the cuff means she knows her shit. ELLE WOODS IS A GODAMNED GENIUS AND IT’s NOT A STRETCH TO BELIEVE SHE GOT INTO HARVARD LAW MMMK?
FUCK YEAH ELLE WOODS OR DIE
this movie is literally about an attractive woman who loves to party having to prove over and over again that she’s also intelligent and hard-working to those who judge her based on her looks (who also empowers and fights for other women, and fosters unlikely friendships instead of engaging in girl hate) and if you don’t think that’s some great feminist shit then I don’t know what your problem is
Let’s not forget that in the end when the guy wants her again, she turns him down because she knows she deserves better.
Press play and enjoy fuckers.
At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.
GOOD BYE FRIENDS I AM GONE
Snow melts and flash freezes into an icy downhill river. A bunch of snowbanks in Russia began to melt, then it got cold again quickly, flash-freezing into the icy river you see here.
It just looks like fuckin Skyrim