korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing


tyleroakley:

Getting into trouble with Alfie at the Zoella Beauty launch.

tyleroakley:

Getting into trouble with Alfie at the Zoella Beauty launch.


blue-eyed-hanji:

rider-waite:

vivacosima:

daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck

reminder she took 3 stunning spells directly to the chest and after being taken to st mungos brushed it off like nothing

correction: four stunning spells


kingcheddarxvii:

me when the homestuck game comes out: oh, hey, I remember buying this…. I was so excited…. just a lad back then…

my child: dad what are you looking at

me: that’s right I am a father now. I don’t have time for this. c’mon kiddo let’s go play catch that’s the only game I need. I’m 47


super cool character headcanons meme

vortisaurus:

send me a character and i’ll tell you:

  • 2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod
  • the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep — where they’re not supposed to
  • the game they’d destroy everyone else at
  • the emoticon they’d use most often
  • what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep
  • their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.
  • how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump
  • what they wanted to be when they grew up
  • their favorite kind of weather
  • thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)
  • how/what they like to draw or doodle


  • 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
  • 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.

hino-of-the-dawn:

The receptionist didn’t even spare him a glance as he walked out. He thought she’d take notice, seeing as he’d left his shift at two and not seven. There was a grand difference in those numbers.


yourweeaboobs:

adamapplesauce:

0% pure

obviously the creators are kinky as fuck

yourweeaboobs:

adamapplesauce:

0% pure

obviously the creators are kinky as fuck


parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing