my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
Getting into trouble with Alfie at the Zoella Beauty launch.
daily reminder that minerva mcgonagall is metal as fuck
reminder she took 3 stunning spells directly to the chest and after being taken to st mungos brushed it off like nothing
correction: four stunning spells
me when the homestuck game comes out: oh, hey, I remember buying this…. I was so excited…. just a lad back then…
my child: dad what are you looking at
me: that’s right I am a father now. I don’t have time for this. c’mon kiddo let’s go play catch that’s the only game I need. I’m 47
send me a character and i’ll tell you:
- 2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod
- the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep — where they’re not supposed to
- the game they’d destroy everyone else at
- the emoticon they’d use most often
- what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep
- their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.
- how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump
- what they wanted to be when they grew up
- their favorite kind of weather
- thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)
- how/what they like to draw or doodle
The receptionist didn’t even spare him a glance as he walked out. He thought she’d take notice, seeing as he’d left his shift at two and not seven. There was a grand difference in those numbers.
obviously the creators are kinky as fuck
My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo
this is amazing